Rules for riding your bicycle

Apr 22

Written By Jennaye Derge

Rules:

Ride in the right lane, except when passing another vehicle, preparing for a left turn or avoiding hazards.
Obey traffic laws, signs, and signals.
Ride no more than two abreast, or single-file to avoid impeding the flow of traffic.

NOT the Rules:

You must wear lycra. Your shorts need to be skin-tight and your top must be considered “active wear.”
Only ride in bicycle-specific shoes , preferably clipped in. Make sure they are extra “clicky” when you’re walking around the grocery store or coffee shop.
Your bicycle must cost more than $1,000.
“Slow” is unacceptable. Race everyone around you to make sure you’re the fastest.
Vroom vroom mother fuckers, click in and hold on to your lycra.

Jennaye Derge

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